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12.06.2025 07:49
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
—
Yuen: When cancer struck a second time, she found ‘euphoria’ - Star Tribune
So they tried
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt’s Daughter Shiloh Reintroduces Herself With New Name - HuffPost
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
‘Amazing Worlds of Science Fiction and Science Fact’ Review: An Education in Exoplanets - WSJ
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
No way
Would you let your son wear leggings to school?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Has the current political environment caused Canadians to cancel trips to the United States?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance