What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 23:34
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
What does the stink of the skunk look like? Why would it be dangerous?
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Bond Yields Keeping Climbing. Governments Can Bring Them Down. - Barron's
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Scientists are experimenting with a completely new approach to combat human aging - Earth.com
No go.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
June 1 — and dramatically reduced buyout — arrives for Bill Belichick - NBC Sports
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
United-JetBlue Tie Up Leaves American Airlines Bloodied - Live and Let's Fly
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Is Twilight appropriate for a 12-year-old?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
—
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.