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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 07:49

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Yuen: When cancer struck a second time, she found ‘euphoria’ - Star Tribune

So they tried

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

If our normal body temperature is 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit, why do we perceive weather in the 90s as "hot?"

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

Walmart Takes Flight With Drone Delivery Expansion to Five New Cities, Redefining Fast, Flexible Retail - Walmart

Then came..

Freaks and Cheeks

Nuts and Butts

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt’s Daughter Shiloh Reintroduces Herself With New Name - HuffPost

Hysterias & Posteriors

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

‘Amazing Worlds of Science Fiction and Science Fact’ Review: An Education in Exoplanets - WSJ

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

No way

Would you let your son wear leggings to school?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Has the current political environment caused Canadians to cancel trips to the United States?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

What are some things that normal people do that religious people call sins?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

Do you think some men have sex with prostitutes because they're too afraid to talk to women? Money does the talking for them.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is love?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance